Biography
Starsky is a rugby league convert who has made the Corinthians his home. He plays at number 8 but is versatile enough to play anywhere in the back 5. Starsky, is the 2nd team captain and leads by example with his work rate around the field and his ability to bring the younger players on. He is a powerful carrier of the ball.
Starsky holds the joint club record with Deli Dave Germaine for the “most strapping used in a match” award. He is a Sports Direct gold card holder thanks to his continual purchases of various braces and supports. Kirsty in the Morley store is on first name terms with him. His profile picture is the only confirmed sighting of him in a kit without tape or a brace.
Starsky is a man of mystery thanks to his suspicious lack of body hair. The jury is out on whether this is natural, or he waxes it all off. The club would welcome any information on this.
Nicknames – Starsky, Robocop, The mummy
Height - 6'1
Weight 15st 6lb
Previous Clubs- Stanley Rodillians, Middleton Marauders, Hunslet Old Boys, Hunslet Parkside, Stanley Rangers and lots of others
What would you buy if you won a million pounds? Buy a holiday home somewhere hot
Pre match ritual? A cig
Team mate you would least like to share a room with? Anyone who snoozed more than me
If you could be a team mate for a week, who would it be? One of the younger players at the clubs so I didn’t have to get my old bones around in training
Favourite ever Corinthians player? Ray Scrafton, old player who will push me to play for another 2-3 years!
Team mate who is usually last out of the shower? Me, takes me a while to get all my strapping off.
Worst dressed team mate? Jay Care
Worst dancer in the team? Me, can’t dance for toffee